Monday, March 15, 2010

I'm on a Bus

Heather and I thought it would be cool to turn the song im on a boat into im on a bus :P so here it is.

Aww shit, get your tickets ready
it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking seats
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a bus
I'm on a bus
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding on a bus
I'm on a bus
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking bus

I'm on a bus motherfucker take a look at me
Straight gliding on a bus on the big wide road
Bussing to the stops, people asking me for dope
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a bus

Take a picture, trick I'm on a bus, bitch
We drinking vanilla coke,Cause it's so crisp
I got my sunglasses
And a seat cushion
I'm flipping birds, you at McD’s Straight flipping burgers

I'm riding on your bitch, doing flips and shit
The bitch is bleeding, getting everybody all red
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a bus, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a bus and
It's going fast and
I’m sitting here looking out the windows
I'm the king of the world
On a bus like greyhound
If you're on the road,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this bus is REAL!!!

Fuck water, I'm on a bus, motherfucker
Fuck buoys, I climb trees, motherfucker
I'm on the road with my boys, motherfucker
This bus engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the back of the bus
Gonna fly this bus to the moon some how
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a bus
It's a big long windy road
Hercules
Look at me, oh (all hands on bus)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big bus coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked your mother

I'm on a bus
I'm on a bus
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding on a bus
I'm on a bus
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' bus (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

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